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Hello, my name is Stephano. Once you have started reading this you will not be able to stop, because you love hearing my sexy voice. I am a shiny golden statue that speaks with an accent and I enjoy hanging out with my friends Pewdiepie, Piggeh, and Martin. I was in a castle one day, chilling and guiding Pewdiepie through the halls, because I know EVERYTHIING about castles and shiz like that. But suddenly, he opened up a door and a Bro came up all in our face like, "BLEEEUUUHGGG" and so we ran away. Even though we threw numerous chairs at the bro, we were chased to a dead end and suddenly, we were surrounded by BARREELS!! If you don't send this to over 100,000,000,003 people in the next 1.0342236346349982358 seconds, the barrels will come for you and they will waste your lantern oil!!!
Case 1: Piggeh read this and was all like, "Man how am I using a computer if I have hooves???" He sent it to 10 people somehow. The next day Piggeh woke up and saw 20 barrels surrounding him. He then blinked and they were gone. It was the biggest scare of Piggeh's life, and yet he was still pumped- SO PUMPED!
Case 2: Bro sent this to 2 people. Bro was wandering the corridors of the castle as usual one day, looking for some handsome boys to pursue. But when he finally found the handsome boy, the boy was buried in a orgy pile of teleporting naked guys! Bro then got all depressed and saddened because they wouldn't let Bro join their orgy pile. Later that day, Bro died from being forever alone.
Case 3: You sent this to 0 people. You are sitting at your computer looking through Pewdiepie related plz accounts on deviantART, when you find this mock chain comment. You read the funny mock chain comment, and silently nod in approval of this witty comment- it shows just how well one can make fun of chain comments by making a humorous one to mock the cheesy fake ones. You later that night watched some Pewdiepie videos and laughed your butt off like a boss at his witty comments and hilarious voices. That night, nothing bad happened to you at all, so you just continued to watch his videos and then eventually fell asleep at your computer.
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and Think of a wish as you scroll all The way to the bottom. There is A message there - then make your Wish.
No attachment on this one.
!
Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished That my dad would come home from The army, because he'd been having Problems with his heart and right Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes Later), the doorbell rang, and There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been Having trouble in my job and on the Verge of quitting. I made a simple Wish that my boss would get a new Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 There was an announcement that he Was promoted and was leaving for Another city. Believe me...this Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years Of age. I had always been single And had been hoping to get into a Nice, loving relationship for many Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would Finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM A FedEx delivery man came into my Office.He was cute, polite and Could not stop smiling at me. He Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me Out a week later . We married 6 Months later and now have been Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but While you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the Number of minutes it will take for your Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish To come true).
However, if you don't send this to People in 5 minutes, you will have bad Luck for years!!
Sorry, but this chain letter is for real. When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck I want you
4.Kiss on the lips I love you
5.Kiss on the ears I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue. So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
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This chain started in 1887. It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
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nd gde boii goot rapd by a sloth.
he 4evr wud shak cuz he waas scrd of sloth.
grl mak it beter.
if u dun posst diths 2... 5 ppl in de nextt 10 min. u rapd by sloth. nd u hav no grl 2 mak it betr.
Case 1: Piggeh read this and was all like, "Man how am I using a computer if I have hooves???" He sent it to 10 people somehow. The next day Piggeh woke up and saw 20 barrels surrounding him. He then blinked and they were gone. It was the biggest scare of Piggeh's life, and yet he was still pumped- SO PUMPED!
Case 2: Bro sent this to 2 people. Bro was wandering the corridors of the castle as usual one day, looking for some handsome boys to pursue. But when he finally found the handsome boy, the boy was buried in a orgy pile of teleporting naked guys! Bro then got all depressed and saddened because they wouldn't let Bro join their orgy pile. Later that day, Bro died from being forever alone.
Case 3: You sent this to 0 people. You are sitting at your computer looking through Pewdiepie related plz accounts on deviantART, when you find this mock chain comment. You read the funny mock chain comment, and silently nod in approval of this witty comment- it shows just how well one can make fun of chain comments by making a humorous one to mock the cheesy fake ones. You later that night watched some Pewdiepie videos and laughed your butt off like a boss at his witty comments and hilarious voices. That night, nothing bad happened to you at all, so you just continued to watch his videos and then eventually fell asleep at your computer.
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SCROLL UP!
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
!
Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK